Poster with 12 inches ?

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At least according to the top commenter, who, in classic Internet-conspiracy style, instantly raised questions about the "angles" of the pictures provided.

2. Getting it bent out of shape in the sack is a real possibility.

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3. Flaccid, it still measures eight inches..Maybe or maybe he just copied shit Jonah Falcon claimed of having a nine inch flassid dick.

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Sigh.

4. He can fellate himself but chooses not to.

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His nickname for it is "ThorWhich, despite being totally justified, is still kind of douchey.

6. Of course, the screen name penisthrowaway was already taken.

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Hence the reason why he was forced to go with "USpenisthrowaway" (since deleted). Oh, Reddit.

7. They make special large condoms for the well-endowed.

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8. He sometimes gets turned down by girls for being too large.

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But not as much as you might think.

9. People with large penises like Archer.

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10. Zippers and shorts are for people with small penises.

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11. He doesn’t masturbate, he says, because he has "enough sex".

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...obviously.

12. His identity is still unknown.

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But it’s pretty safe to assume he’s not Justin Bieber.because Justin has a tiny onr

Justin Bieber's reportedly un-retouched Calvin Klein underwear ad