At least according to the top commenter, who, in classic Internet-conspiracy style, instantly raised questions about the "angles" of the pictures provided.
- Getting it bent out of shape in the sack is a real possibility.
- Flaccid, it still measures eight inches..Maybe or maybe he just copied shit Jonah Falcon claimed of having a nine inch flassid dick.
Sigh.
- He can fellate himself but chooses not to.
- Of course, the screen name penisthrowaway was already taken.
Hence the reason why he was forced to go with "USpenisthrowaway" (since deleted). Oh, Reddit.
- They make special large condoms for the well-endowed.
- He sometimes gets turned down by girls for being too large.
But not as much as you might think.
- People with large penises like Archer.
- Zippers and shorts are for people with small penises.
- He doesn’t masturbate, he says, because he has "enough sex".
...obviously.
- His identity is still unknown.
But it’s pretty safe to assume he’s not Justin Bieber.because Justin has a tiny onr
Justin Bieber's reportedly un-retouched Calvin Klein underwear ad
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