Daredevil #133,featuring Uri Geller

Well,Happy Hanover's Marching Moron Society is busy this week.Must be the Great Tony Isabella National Moron Week.So that award,goes to Marvel Comics once again.This time it's Good Old Marv Worfman,who had Uri Geller meeting Daredevil.He claimed all sorts of stupid shit,that would make the Amazing Randy and Penn and Teller choke on his bullshit big time.Daredevil played it cool,just incase,this guy turned a big con artist,as Jonathan Edwards would decades later.The comic also featured Mind-Wave and his Think Tank.Can't wait for them to return.OK.It been over 30 years,but one can hope.Can't until Spider-Man meets the local three card monty guy on the corner of 5th and Jappip.Thats next month,I hear,as one of the three Spider-Man -the two clones-either the one in the Fantastic Four or the one in the Avengers meets him a new edition of Marvel Team Up.Also featuring the weird ghost of Michael Jackson.TEE,HEE-Spider-MAN-want some jesus joise and a play naked in the tub ?We can play Sanduski Horseplay there.

So go to Comic for Collectors_still closed for renovation since 1975 and reserve a copy today.You might need a rainhat,incase of cloucy whether or toilet paper,if you run out.Remember Martin Goodman once said.""OUR READERS ARE JUST LITTLE KIDS AND IDIOTS.
 Guess so,if you look at stuff like this.

[comics] Scans of Daredevil #133 — from 1976 – oddly Daredevil #133,featuring Uri Geller

good old guest starring Uri Geller …‘Daredevil, Wait For Me — I’m a Mentalist, not an ...Acrobat!’

Daredevil #133 – Guest Starring Uri Geller..WO.wowW.Shouldn't be 'Daredevil,wait for me-I'm a Mental case-I mean Mentalist conartist,not an Acrobat

The monster, Maash or Monster Mush

 Hello once again everyone. Well, it’s the weekend and we turn to another member of the Sinestro Corps. The triple headed freak that is Maash. This guy stuck out to me when I first saw him in The Sinestro Corps Annual. Now, of course a lot of members of the SC stuck out at me as being stupid beyond stupid. However, this guy had three heads and the top one looked so horrified. Also the problem is like many comic artist,he just a big ,purple rip off of the Bi Beast.The Bibeast was only tollarated because,a}he was an android and  B}he talked to Skull brother.

Bi-Beast

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Bi-Beast
The Bi-Beast's first appearance in The Incredible Hulk #169 (Nov. 1973). Art by Herb Trimpe.
Publication information
Publisher	Marvel Comics
First appearance	Incredible Hulk #169 (Nov. 1973)
Created by	Steve Englehart Herb Trimpe
In-story information
Partnerships	Red Raven Avians Man-Beast
Notable aliases	Skull-Brother
Abilities	Superhuman strength, endurance, durability and intelligence

The Bi-Beast is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. The Bi-Beast first appeared in theHulk #169 (Nov. 1973) and was created by Herb Trimpe and Steve Englehart.

Contents   [hide]  1 Fictional character biography 2 Powers and abilities 3 In other media 3.1 Television 3.2 Video game 4 References 5 External links

[edit]Fictional character biography

The Bi-Beast is an android with two heads (one atop the other - the top skull is given knowledge of warfare while the bottom skull was given a knowledge of culture) created many years ago by an avian race that were in turn a sub-species of the Inhumans. For reasons unknown, that species died out, and the Bi-Beast is left to its own devices in their city. Years later, the creature sees theHarpy with Bruce Banner, and is reminded of its former avian masters. The Bi-Beast captures them both and instructs Banner to fix the now-decaying machines in the city. Banner instead chooses to cure the Harpy, who reverts back to the form of Betty Ross soon after.^[1] The Bi-Beast becomes aware of Banner's deception and fights Banner's alter-ego the Hulk, but is distracted when an AIMstrike force led by MODOK storms the city. Rather than allow its home to be captured, the Bi-Beast activates a self-destruct mechanism and perishes in the explosion.^[2]

Unknown to all, a cylinder containing a second Bi-Beast is ejected from the city at the moment of the explosion. It comes to rest on the ocean floor, and is later retrieved and taken to the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier. The second Bi-Beast awakens soon after, and imbued with the memories of the first, decides to take control of the helicarrier and launch its missiles at major metropolitan cities, believing the human race to be responsible for the extinction of its creators. General Thunderbolt Ross becomes aware of the danger and forcibly inserts Bruce Banner into the helicarrier, where he changes into the Hulk and battles the Bi-Beast once more. The two fall mid-battle through an opening activated by S.H.I.E.L.D., and plunge many miles to the ocean. The Bi-Beast disappears and is assumed to have drowned.^[3]

Several years later the Bi-Beast reappears. The android captures and enslaves the crews of naval ships and slowly recreates the avian sky-island city and builds an army for another revenge attack on the human race. Donald Blake, however, is traveling on the latest vessel to be attacked (planted there by Tony Stark - the alter ego of Iron Man - who was aware of Blake's true identity and wanted some added "insurance") and becomes Thor, who quickly defeats the Bi-Beast and frees the captives. An apprehended Bi-Beast is then freed by his secret ally, the Man-Beast, and together the two battle Thor and Iron Man.^[4]

Defeated once again, the Bi-Beast is eventually captured by the Stranger for study and taken to the Stranger's laboratory world. With the other captives, the Bi-Beast escapes and attacks the Stranger, but is defeated by the heroine Power Princess.^[5]

He later returns to Earth, and battles the Hulk and She-Hulk, although Bi-Beast's effectiveness is compromised when one of his heads develops an attraction to the latter.^[6]

The Bi-Beast has battled the Thing and Squirrel Girl, and later appeared as a corpse in the series Beyond!.^[7]

[edit]Powers and abilities

The Bi-Beast is a highly advanced android with superhuman strength, stamina and durability. The first Bi-Beast also possesses an extensive knowledge of Avian warfare (in the upper skull) and culture (in the lower skull), but no knowledge of science.^[2] The Bi-Beast was originally some 20 feet (6.1 m) in height, but sacrifices this in a pact with the Man Beast. Courtesy of one of the Man Beast's machines, the Bi-Beast was instilled with pure hate while the Man Beast was granted even greater will power. A side effect was the Bi-Beast's reduction in both height and weight (but not strength).^[8]

I wanted to know why and then I got my answers a few months later. Let us tell the tale in my best Lyssa Drak voi… er typing. Originally conceived as triplets in the womb of their mother. When Maash was born, the doctors found that the babies had merged into one body. Each of Maash’s three heads has a different personality and mind.,as opposed his creator the comic artist,who has no mind at all when drew such stupid shit.Why would nature and evolution favor an asshole with three heads over the guys one,like us.Does he need to eat twice as much as a one headed guy?.See more than beings two eyes ?Smell more than guys a single nose.AND YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF,WHAT ONE OF THE TWO UPPER MOUTHS NEED TO THROW UP.Does it come flying out the lower mouth?Also I think

The bottom and middle head are both killers and murderers. Hence they constantly fight for control of their body but the top head is unlike the others. He is kind and remorseful but can never control his body long enough to stop his other two “brothers”. Maash is known for not only killing others but then later mutilating their victims in different and horrific ways. When Maash was made a Sinestro Corps recruit, the two heads had to confront their worse fear, which was their top head controlling their body and killing them off forever. After facing that fear, Maash was made a full time members of the Sinestro Corps. During the war with the Green Lantern Corps, Maash would not only kill off GL’s he would also disfigure and tear apart their bodies. He has currently retreated back to Qward to await their new leader or the return of Sinestro.

There you have it, the three face horror that is Maash. See you this weekend for a look at the Manhunters.Manhunters,because they are gay and don't being called Womanhunters.

Now,here it my own contribution to stupid alien anatomy.I call him the Triplehead Were BIbeast or something or maybe I should call him the Werewoman,like Roy Thomas did in a Conan story,about a female werewolf-even though werewolf means ''man wolf'' and were woman would mean man woman.Huh ?As transsexual ?DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Anyway,this guy has eight heads or something,all barthing at the same time.Two upper,useless arms,sticking out of his sholder,that can not move,but gee Rob Liefeld did years ago and so six other guys since Tars Tarkus,so why here again.

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Un-Photoshopped Victoria's Secret Ads Show Doutzen Kroes Without Retouching (PHOTOS) Posted: 08/10/2012 11:12 am Updated: 08/11/2012 1:48 pm

Un-Photoshopped Victoria's Secret Ads Show Doutzen Kroes Without Retouching (PHOTOS)

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Every now and then a star will voluntarily pose without Photoshop or makeup to raise awareness of media's affection for airbrushing. (Jessica Simpson for Marie Claire, anyone?)

But what's even more interesting is when unretouched images that you're NOT supposed to see leak online, as is the case with these new supposedly Photoshop-free photos of Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes. (Victoria's Secret, after all, seems to be a devoted fan of airbrushing.)

Jezebel claims that the pics leaked on the forum The Fashion Spot, and the photos -- which show gorgeous Kroes posing in various VS swimsuits -- do reveal the unmistakable idiosyncrasies of natural beauty: a veiny hand, lighting imperfections, stray pieces of hair. You can also spot glimpses of the flesh-colored thong that Kroes is wearing underneath each suit, which we assume is for sanitary reasons if different girls are modeling the same suits. Do we even have to say it? Doutzen still looks amazing.

Check out the allegedly un-retouched photos below and see more Doutzen pics over at Jezebel.

See more celebs without airbrushing below!

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Maylactus Maxi Mini Series of Graphic Novels

COMING TO YOU THIS SUMMER AT YOUR LOCAL THEATORS,AND COMIC SHOPS ,PLUS ON TV,IN SYMULCAST.Ask the Microsoft Cat.Would the Microsoft Cat lie to you ?

No,it not the Incredible Hulk,childishly ripping oooh cool,Wolverine in half.Marvels done that so many time now,nobody really cares one way or another.

Something has going on secretly,within the Marvel Universe,way before the drawn of time,and it involves Peter Parker,alias The Amazingly,Fantastic,Uncanny and Incredible Pregnant,Gay,Transvestic/Transexual Spider-Man. and Galactus,Devourer of Worlds.
And only Paste Pot Pete knows what.If you don't Marvel Comics can get sany dummer-think again.

When Peter Parkers Aunt May,find the cosmic cube,formerly shoved her nephews ass,once butt plugged by the cosmic object,after his boyfreind Flash Thompson,has repetedly rogered him with 24 inch sausage,she discovers the awfell truth.Unknown to herself and everyone in the Marvel Universe,she once was known by another name-Maylactus=mother of the destroyer of worlds.Now,Galactus has returned to earth,to confrunt his mother and devourer earth or least threaten to,for the 1,47,0000.0000.0000. time.And the Marvel Heroes are only ones,stand his way.Along him,is his gay lover The Silver Surfer,once again mindfucked by Galactus.

So serious,is this not only to the Marvel Universe,but the DC Universe as well,so he is coming,through a boomtube to help.

The chronicles of Conan's gay,retarded,idenicle cousen

The chronicles of Conan.

The chronicles of Conan's gay,retarded,idenicle couson,published at Marvel,anytime Roy Thomas wasn't handling the book,
By Crum.I Whipe me feet on ass.Me fight giant turdle.with city inside.

Me am smart.Me will make it go.
Who haa.Drinks em on the house-well,they am are.

Meet Conan, who's lived most everywhere, From Shadizar to Valusian Square. But retard cousin Conan's only seen the sights A girl can see from Brythunian Heights — What a crazy pair! But they're cousins, Identical cousins all the way. One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day. Where Conan adores a minuet, The Ballet Russes, and crom suzette, Our retard cousin Conan loves to rock and roll, A hot dog makes her lose control — What a wild duet! Still, they're cousins, Identical cousins and you'll find, They laugh alike, they walk alike, At times they even talk alike — You can lose your mind, When cousins are two of a kind. THE PATTY DUKE SHOW THEME (Sid Ramin / Bob Wells) Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere, From Zanzibar to Barclay Square. But Patty's only seen the sights A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair! But they're cousins, Identical cousins all the way. One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day. Where Cathy adores a minuet, The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette, Our Patty loves to rock and roll, A hot dog makes her lose control — What a wild duet! Still, they're cousins, Identical cousins and you'll find, They laugh alike, they walk alike, At times they even talk alike — You can lose your mind, When cousins are two of a kind.

Review: Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer

Galactus is fracking,gay stupid one trick pony of a character.Even his creator Stan Lee regretes the whole eating planet bit.SO WHO CARES IF HE TURNS UP AS A FUCKING CLOUD.He's fart to begin with way overused,with bland,one dimensional,mourning his gay love fr the SILVER SURFER.And FF movie wasn't bad,compare to crap dne before,since original 1960's cartoons.Grow up fan boy and get a life beyond comic superhero rubbish.The movie people,understood Galactus was just,one big,overgrown fart,moving through space,eating planets,because,he's a big,blowhard asshole,wh thinks he's above good and evil

Review: Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer

Let me say first that I've never watched the first Fantastic 4 

Let me say first that I've never watched the first Fantastic 4 and I've never quite liked the Fantastic 4 either (hence I'm not really familiar with F4 lore). Not even with Jessica Alba as the Invisible Women.

I am however a great fan of the über powerful Silver Surfer and his master,Galactus. And so it is with great hopes and expectations that I caught Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

What's good: Good use of the F4's skills, plot does not try to be complicated

What's bad: Silver Surfer and Galactus, incredibly predictable plot

Rise of the Silver Surfer is like Aliens vs. Predator, it has the license to some incredibly cool characters, and it messes it up by having a mediocre story and less than accurate portrayal of key characters.

REVIEW: Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer

WARNING: This review contains plot spoilers about an infuriatingly shitty movie. Our story, this time around: The oft-delayed wedding of Reed "Mr. Fantastic" Richards and Sue "Invisible Woman" Storm is interupted by an alien invasion. The invader in question is Silver Surfer (name kinda says it all, and the characters all roll their eyes and groan when it first comes up so you know - as if there were any doubt at this point - exactly what the filmmakers think of the material) a being of tremendous energy who's visits to a planet invariably means it will be destroyed and consumed within eight days by Galactus, a giant sentient storm could from space. The Four are tasked to help stop the threat by a standard-issue big-meanie Army General (Andre "what he HELL am I doing in this?" Braugher) who's also accepted personal help from a surprising source: Doctor Doom.  Oh, yeah... um, Doctor Doom is back. Turned into a block of melted steel at the end of the first film, (don't remember? lucky you) for some reason he was crated up and shipped back to his decrepit-looking ancestral manor in Latveria, where a casual fly-by Silver Surfer for some reason wakes him up. Somehow, despite having been a block of melted steel for a year, he has a henchman hanging around to help him get up on his feet. Where'd he get the henchman? Why does Surfer awaken him? Why send the melted-steel remains of a dangerous criminal back to said criminal's abandoned house? Who knows, the movie doesn't have time to explain. What it DOES have time to do is engineer a scenario by which getting zapped by Surfer turns Doctor Doom back into a normal-looking human. That's right, fans: you're hope of a more "traditional" Doom this time around were all for naught: It's just Julian McMahon hamming it up in a black suit again, only donning his "Doom Armor" look for the final action scene. Hey, why should they start getting it right now?  Some other things it has time for: A second act dominated by the sub-sitcom antics of the Four hanging around the house. An irritatingly sexist subplot about Sue being depressed over how superheroing is interfering with her wedding planning (seriously, what the hell? In the next movie will they have her cheesed off at The Mole Man for causing her to burn a meatloaf? Giving the Inhumans a peice of her mind for trampling her daffodils?) A nauseating product-placement joke for "Dodge." A pathetic attempt at political subtext where the big-meanie Army Guys are slobbering at the chance to put Silver Surfer through some Abu-Ghraib-style interrogation (ooooh, edgy! Sure you guys don't wanna throw some Paris Hilton jokes in there too, since you're so clever and trendy?) And Tim Story's unquestionable peice-de-resistance of bastardization: Mr. Fantastic tearin' up the floor in a rubber-limbeddance sequence. Jazz Club Scene from "Spider-Man 3..." you are forgiven. You are sooooooooo friggin' forgiven. 

SECONDARY WARNING: Yes, I said shitty. This is a negative review. However, I saw it at a public midnight showing and have the ticket stub to prove it, so sorry 20th Century Fox - you're PROBABLY not gonna be able to track me down and get me fired from my job, which is apparently what you do to people who give you're shitty movies the shitty reviews they deserve. Lemme add my voice to Mr. McWeeney's... http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/32968 ...and agree wholeheartedly that you can go fuck yourselves.There, that's out of the way. Hey, if you're a fan, that's a BIG reason you're reading an early blog review, no? We were all hoping, we all read the rumors, we all continued hoping. They couldn't REALLY do it, could they? Granted, we'd already borne witness to director Tim Story and company making a shambling mockery of Doctor Doom, one of comics' greatest antagonists, in the last movie, but even they wouldn't do this. Even men guilty of "Taxi" could not be filled with such a black-hole in place of a soul it would take to put to film one of the all-time defining story arcs from the Stan Lee/Jack Kirby age and with it one of the most landmark-important "big idea" concept-characters EVER... and then completely drain it of all that made it great.
Oh, and the title character? He's a wooden bore. It's a nifty-enough effect, and the image of a silver humanoid alien flying around on a surfboard retains the pop-art coolness that Jack Kirby imbued it with initially, but as a character? He's a wash, right down to the one-note Lawrence Fishburne voicover. And they want to build a whole MOVIE off of hi This could easily end up being the worst film of the entire summer, a dissapointment even when compared to the original and the lowered expectations it invites. It looks dull, plays safe, and is afraid to offer anything remotely cool or unique. If there's a mistake that can be made, it makes it: It spends an entire movie building up the arrival of a "big bad" that turns out to be a giant dust cloud. Given a bad guy who can either be A.) an armored fiend in a flowing cloak or B.) a douchebag in a suit, it goes with B for 90% of the film. It hands most of the screentime to bad "comedy" skits. It hands two HUGE dramatic scenes entirely to Jessica Alba, who I doubt could believably emote if you executed a loved one in front of her and said "try to look like some form of unhappy

But that's exactly what they've done. "Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer" takes one of the most iconic elements - not only of the Fantastic Four, but of the entire Marvel Comics canon - and reduces it to the dullest, most-dissapointing, most generic, most anti-climactic form it could possibly take. Congratulations, Mr. Story and friends: You have given Movie Geeks a reference-of-loathing worthy of replacing "nipples on the batsuit." Be proud.

The team is back and they face their most fearsome adversary yet.

In Rise of the Silver Surfer, the F4 do battle with their most formidable foe yet, the intergalactic traveling Silver Surfer. The Surfer is in fact a herald of Galactus, an entity that needs to consume entire worlds to survive, and his appearance on Earth is therefore an unwelcome sign. The army thus enlists the F4's help, but even the powers of the F4 are not enough.

This is where Dr Doom comes in. To add some spice to the plot, the army decides to enlist his help as well and so the F4 are forced to cooperate with their arch-enemy. Now, if you are familiar enough with Marvel fare, it doesn't take a genius to figure out what will happen next.

And that is the problem of this show. It is incredibly predictable and hence boring. But that is alright because predictable shows can be still entertaining ones and Rise of the Silver Surfer is still pretty entertaining because the skills of the F4 team are utilized quite adequately in the movie. You'll see Mr Fantastic making good use of his ability to stretch himself like rubber man; the Invisible Woman turning invisible to help the team get out of sticky situations; the Human Torch's flying ability is useful for chasing down the Surfer and as the resident muscle man, the Thing gets his chance to put his immense strength into good use as well.

What's bad about this movie is its portrayal of Silver Surfer and Galactus.

Another great comic character messed up by movie producers.

Silver Surfer is nerfed in the movie. BIG TIME! In the movie, I'm sorry but there are some spoilers here, his powers come from his board...... Since when?!?! The Power Cosmic was gifted to him, not his board. Bloody ridiculous! A quick check on Marvel Database indicates that his powers far exceed any Marvel character and borders closely on being god-like........

Editors Note;As apposed to the whimpy,whinnie dick was into Marvel Comics for years

Maybe that's is why the Surfer was nerfed. The director/producers/story people or what not, could not come up with a plausible way for the F4 to defeat the Surfer.

Isn't that sad?

But wait, the worse is yet to come. Galactus, the helmet wearing giant that we're familiar with, is portrayed as a swirling mess of black cloud. I really don't know what to say to that... You know there is something horribly when they fail to get the look of someone as prominent as Galactus right.

Editors Note:Thats because the producers and director of the Fantastic Four film,knew this big,planet eating gay bastard,would laughed off the scene,if anything clse the purple roman armored fairy,with a big trash can head,with hockey sticks showed up.

This is Galactus.

Galactus looks something like this in the movie..... WTF IS THIS?! THIS IS NOT GALACTUS!

My advice to fans of the Silver Surfer and Galactus is to give this movie a miss. Avoid it like the plague; watching it will guarantee feelings of disappointment, I assure you. If you want more Silver Surfer action, go play him on Marvel Ultimate Alliance or go read his comics, do anything but don't watch this.

To everyone else, you could go see this, but don't expect too much.