COMING TO YOU THIS SUMMER AT YOUR LOCAL THEATORS,AND COMIC SHOPS ,PLUS ON TV,IN SYMULCAST.Ask the Microsoft Cat.Would the Microsoft Cat lie to you ?
No,it not the Incredible Hulk,childishly ripping oooh cool,Wolverine in half.Marvels done that so many time now,nobody really cares one way or another.
Something has going on secretly,within the Marvel Universe,way before the drawn of time,and it involves Peter Parker,alias The Amazingly,Fantastic,Uncanny and Incredible Pregnant,Gay,Transvestic/Transexual Spider-Man. and Galactus,Devourer of Worlds.
And only Paste Pot Pete knows what.If you don't Marvel Comics can get sany dummer-think again.
When Peter Parkers Aunt May,find the cosmic cube,formerly shoved her nephews ass,once butt plugged by the cosmic object,after his boyfreind Flash Thompson,has repetedly rogered him with 24 inch sausage,she discovers the awfell truth.Unknown to herself and everyone in the Marvel Universe,she once was known by another name-Maylactus=mother of the destroyer of worlds.Now,Galactus has returned to earth,to confrunt his mother and devourer earth or least threaten to,for the 1,47,0000.0000.0000. time.And the Marvel Heroes are only ones,stand his way.Along him,is his gay lover The Silver Surfer,once again mindfucked by Galactus.
So serious,is this not only to the Marvel Universe,but the DC Universe as well,so he is coming,through a boomtube to help.
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