The chronicles of Conan's gay,retarded,idenicle couson,published at Marvel,anytime Roy Thomas wasn't handling the book,
By Crum.I Whipe me feet on ass.Me fight giant turdle.with city inside.
Me am smart.Me will make it go.
Who haa.Drinks em on the house-well,they am are.
Meet Conan, who's lived most everywhere,
From Shadizar to Valusian Square.
But retard cousin Conan's only seen the sights
A girl can see from Brythunian Heights — What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Conan adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crom suzette,
Our retard cousin Conan loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control — What a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
THE PATTY DUKE SHOW THEME
(Sid Ramin / Bob Wells)
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sights
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control — What a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
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