Monday, August 13, 2012

The monster, Maash or Monster Mush


 Hello once again everyone. Well, it’s the weekend and we turn to another member of the Sinestro Corps. The triple headed freak that is Maash. This guy stuck out to me when I first saw him in The Sinestro Corps Annual. Now, of course a lot of members of the SC stuck out at me as being stupid beyond stupid. However, this guy had three heads and the top one looked so horrified. Also the problem is like many comic artist,he just a big ,purple rip off of the Bi Beast.The Bibeast was only tollarated because,a}he was an android and  B}he talked to Skull brother.


Bi-Beast

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Bi-Beast
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The Bi-Beast's first appearance in The Incredible Hulk #169 (Nov. 1973). Art by Herb Trimpe.
Publication information
PublisherMarvel Comics
First appearanceIncredible Hulk #169 (Nov. 1973)
Created bySteve Englehart
Herb Trimpe
In-story information
PartnershipsRed Raven
Avians
Man-Beast
Notable aliasesSkull-Brother
AbilitiesSuperhuman strength, endurance, durability and intelligence
The Bi-Beast is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. The Bi-Beast first appeared in theHulk #169 (Nov. 1973) and was created by Herb Trimpe and Steve Englehart.

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[edit]Fictional character biography

The Bi-Beast is an android with two heads (one atop the other - the top skull is given knowledge of warfare while the bottom skull was given a knowledge of culture) created many years ago by an avian race that were in turn a sub-species of the Inhumans. For reasons unknown, that species died out, and the Bi-Beast is left to its own devices in their city. Years later, the creature sees theHarpy with Bruce Banner, and is reminded of its former avian masters. The Bi-Beast captures them both and instructs Banner to fix the now-decaying machines in the city. Banner instead chooses to cure the Harpy, who reverts back to the form of Betty Ross soon after.[1] The Bi-Beast becomes aware of Banner's deception and fights Banner's alter-ego the Hulk, but is distracted when an AIMstrike force led by MODOK storms the city. Rather than allow its home to be captured, the Bi-Beast activates a self-destruct mechanism and perishes in the explosion.[2]
Unknown to all, a cylinder containing a second Bi-Beast is ejected from the city at the moment of the explosion. It comes to rest on the ocean floor, and is later retrieved and taken to the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier. The second Bi-Beast awakens soon after, and imbued with the memories of the first, decides to take control of the helicarrier and launch its missiles at major metropolitan cities, believing the human race to be responsible for the extinction of its creators. General Thunderbolt Ross becomes aware of the danger and forcibly inserts Bruce Banner into the helicarrier, where he changes into the Hulk and battles the Bi-Beast once more. The two fall mid-battle through an opening activated by S.H.I.E.L.D., and plunge many miles to the ocean. The Bi-Beast disappears and is assumed to have drowned.[3]
Several years later the Bi-Beast reappears. The android captures and enslaves the crews of naval ships and slowly recreates the avian sky-island city and builds an army for another revenge attack on the human race. Donald Blake, however, is traveling on the latest vessel to be attacked (planted there by Tony Stark - the alter ego of Iron Man - who was aware of Blake's true identity and wanted some added "insurance") and becomes Thor, who quickly defeats the Bi-Beast and frees the captives. An apprehended Bi-Beast is then freed by his secret ally, the Man-Beast, and together the two battle Thor and Iron Man.[4]
Defeated once again, the Bi-Beast is eventually captured by the Stranger for study and taken to the Stranger's laboratory world. With the other captives, the Bi-Beast escapes and attacks the Stranger, but is defeated by the heroine Power Princess.[5]
He later returns to Earth, and battles the Hulk and She-Hulk, although Bi-Beast's effectiveness is compromised when one of his heads develops an attraction to the latter.[6]
The Bi-Beast has battled the Thing and Squirrel Girl, and later appeared as a corpse in the series Beyond!.[7]

[edit]Powers and abilities

The Bi-Beast is a highly advanced android with superhuman strength, stamina and durability. The first Bi-Beast also possesses an extensive knowledge of Avian warfare (in the upper skull) and culture (in the lower skull), but no knowledge of science.[2] The Bi-Beast was originally some 20 feet (6.1 m) in height, but sacrifices this in a pact with the Man Beast. Courtesy of one of the Man Beast's machines, the Bi-Beast was instilled with pure hate while the Man Beast was granted even greater will power. A side effect was the Bi-Beast's reduction in both height and weight (but not strength).[8]
I wanted to know why and then I got my answers a few months later. Let us tell the tale in my best Lyssa Drak voi… er typing. Originally conceived as triplets in the womb of their mother. When Maash was born, the doctors found that the babies had merged into one body. Each of Maash’s three heads has a different personality and mind.,as opposed his creator the comic artist,who has no mind at all when drew such stupid shit.Why would nature and evolution favor an asshole with three heads over the guys one,like us.Does he need to eat twice as much as a one headed guy?.See more than beings two eyes ?Smell more than guys a single nose.AND YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF,WHAT ONE OF THE TWO UPPER MOUTHS NEED TO THROW UP.Does it come flying out the lower mouth?Also I think

The bottom and middle head are both killers and murderers. Hence they constantly fight for control of their body but the top head is unlike the others. He is kind and remorseful but can never control his body long enough to stop his other two “brothers”. Maash is known for not only killing others but then later mutilating their victims in different and horrific ways. When Maash was made a Sinestro Corps recruit, the two heads had to confront their worse fear, which was their top head controlling their body and killing them off forever. After facing that fear, Maash was made a full time members of the Sinestro Corps. During the war with the Green Lantern Corps, Maash would not only kill off GL’s he would also disfigure and tear apart their bodies. He has currently retreated back to Qward to await their new leader or the return of Sinestro.
There you have it, the three face horror that is Maash. See you this weekend for a look at the Manhunters.Manhunters,because they are gay and don't being called Womanhunters.

Now,here it my own contribution to stupid alien anatomy.I call him the Triplehead Were BIbeast or something or maybe I should call him the Werewoman,like Roy Thomas did in a Conan story,about a female werewolf-even though werewolf means ''man wolf'' and were woman would mean man woman.Huh ?As transsexual ?DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Anyway,this guy has eight heads or something,all barthing at the same time.Two upper,useless arms,sticking out of his sholder,that can not move,but gee Rob Liefeld did years ago and so six other guys since Tars Tarkus,so why here again.

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