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You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....
Mavericlion Productions, LLC presents Happy Hanover 's
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....
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A Trumpanzee's are smart.Help no!
B Trumpanzee's are severe assholes.Yes !
C Trumpanzee's are all stupid.Yes.
D Trumpanzee's are all retarded.Fortunately yes !
E Trumpanzee's would drink poison flavored Kool Aid on Donald Trump 's royal command.Yes !
F Trumpanzee's are all mostly,lost 60 to 70 year old fart.Mostly !
G Trumpanzee's are all ugly and stupid .We think !
H Trumpanzee's would fallow Donald Trump off a cliff.We hope soon !
I Trumpanzee's are all white supremacist.Yes!
J Trumpanzee's are short,fat and stupid.Mostly !
K Trumpanzee's throw shit at everyone.Yes !
L Trumpanzee's are smart as a brick.Hmmm yes !
M Trumpanzee's are all homophobic.We think !
N Trumpanzee's swing around the jungle like monkeys.No.That high technology has not reached them yet !Give it time !
O Trumpanzee's work for Fox News.Guess so !
P Trumpanzee's life mostly in the red states.Yes,but we have a few refugees in among the blue states.We call them Clansmen.
Q Trumpanzee's think America will be great and white again.Yes !
R Trumpanzee's are part Neanderthals.
S Trumpanzee's think the Donald is God !
T Trumpanzee's all have small ones.
U Trumpanzee's are all poor,stupid fucks living in a van down by the river
V Trumpanzee's are all retarded morons living in a broken down shack,held up by a broom stick .
W Trumpanzee's are share more in common with the monkey's.No,they not that evolved.No,first.They do believe in evolution.Two.Don't insult the monkey's by saying they have anything in common with them.
X Trumpanzee's are as bright as a sheet of paper.No.They believe paper in whipping their butts with.That includes everything in the library.
Y Trumpanzee's are in love with Trump.Yes,their man crush is so great,the Donald could start thermos nuclear war and would think that is one solution to the race problem.
Z Trumpanzee's are stupid.Duh !
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Trumpanzee
An irrational creature prone to wild overreaction, rattling its cage at the slightest provocation and indiscriminately flinging its faeces around until everything is covered in excrement.
(That is the original definition from the person who coined the term)
"The devout Trumpanzee is immune to fact or evidence caring only for the unintelligible howls of the tribe's Alpha male"
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A fully respecting, unquestioning, loyal republican to Donald Trump.
These people get triggered at even the slightest negative thing towards him.
Gosh dang it. These Trumpanzee's keep watching my every post
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a blind Trump supporter who gets triggered just by the mention of Trump in bad light. similar to SJW's of the right-wing.
"Wow! There are so many dislikes on this YouTube video"
"Dude, this video critical of Trump. It must be the work of the Trumpanzees"
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A Trumpanzee is a mindless follower and believer of Donald Trump. Observe these primitive creatures from a safe distance, as they are known to attack. Trumpanzee's are un-evolved members of society known for nonsensical, sexist, racist, and inflammatory remarks. Their low intelligence makes them impervious to facts, and they seem to have an affinity to HUGE walls. - -Do not engage - -
"FOX NEWS is showing some Trumpanzee's attacking a guy at a Trump rally . It is scary, but fascinating to watch them go Ape-Sh*t!!"
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Specifically: A supporter of Donald J. Trump.
More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.
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A person who has a blind, cult-like admiration of and devotion to the worst President in American history, Donald Trump. Trumpanzees verbally attack people who contradict their narrow outlook on life. If you argue reasonably against Trump's racist, xenophobic and misogynistic politics, you are called a snowflake. If you mention anything you've read in The New York Times or have seen on CNN, Trumpanzee would label it fake news.
Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Somebody needs to build a wall around that trailer park outside town. Those Trumpanzees are a bigger threat to America than those Mexicans that the fat orange orangutan in Washington keeps talking about.
#donald trump#retard#trailer trash#republicunt#republican#trumpette#religious nut#hick#white trash#ersatz christian#[dolt45#]
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Anyone who blindly follows Trump.
"Jim sold his pick-up truck to the guy in the trailer next to his so he could go to the Trump rally. Fucking Trumpanzee."
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CHAPTER ONE A WIND TO SHAKE THE STARS
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You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump announced a government shutdown and they cheer again, and again and again !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump becomes a kiddie porn dealer and they think nothing of it !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump gets big Tina Small/Chelsea Charms sized breast and they think it is good !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is caught screwing a family of raccoons and think nothing of it !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is gluten free !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they tell you Donald Trump has less sugar and sodium,but tastes great !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they have a picture of Donald Trump in their wallet !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....hope Donald Trump sends a Valentine on Valentine's day !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....want to marry Donald Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they say their prayers thankful for Donald Trump for everything in life !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump will meet them at the Pearly Gates !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump died on the cross to save the Republicans Conservatards sins.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they think Donald Trump is the Republicans Conservatard savior !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... the Republicans Conservatard think Donald Trump is just ok.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is caught screwing a goat and the Republicans Conservatard think that is just ok.And then argue many people screw gosts.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... the Republicans Conservatard think Donald Trump wrote the bible and a time traveling Jesus stold it off him.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Superman .If Donald Trump battles with Superman,who wins ? Donald Trump.!!
CHAPTER ONE ASTRONAUT STEVE AUSTIN FIGHTS THE GIANT ROBOT
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Godzilla .If Donald Trump battles with Godzilla,who wins ? Donald Trump.!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Batman .If Donald Trump battles with Batman,who wins ? Donald Trump !!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with the Hulk.If Donald Trump battles with the Hulk,who wins ?.....Donald Trump.!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Galactus .If Donald Trump battles with Galactus ,who wins ? ......Donald Trump !!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with the Klingon Empire.If Donald Trump battles with the Klingon Empire,who wins ? .....Donald Trump !!?
CHAPTER TWO IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES.IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Darth Vader.If Donald Trump battles with Darth Vader,who wins ?Donald Trump !!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Rambo .If Donald Trump battles with Rambo ,who wins ? Donald Trump!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Conan of Cimmeria .If Donald Trump battles with Conan of Cimmeria ,who wins ? Donald Trump!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with God.If Donald Trump battles with God,who wins ? Donald Trump!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with King Kong.If Donald Trump battles with King Kong ,who wins ? Donald Trump!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with the Avengers.If Donald Trump battles with the Avengers ,who wins ? Donald Trump!!
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND ONE.CAPTAIN AMERICA WINS AGAIN.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would taattle n.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Conan of Cimmeria ,James Bond,Doc Savage,Superman,the Fantastic Four,the Justice League of America,the Avengers.If Donald Trump battles with Conan of Cimmeria James Bond,Doc Savage,Superman,the Fantastic Four,the Justice League of America,the Avengers.,who wins ? Donald Trump!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you see him or her bless them selves in the Holy man of Donald Trump,Mike Pense and Sean Hannity.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Fox News is the gospel of Donald Trump .
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump is the new holy prophet of God.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they salute Hail Donald Trump,savior of the universe.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump was rocketed from the distant planet Trumpton,just before it exploded !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump is the new king of the United States of America.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they Donald Trump is the Republicans Conservatard Ultimate Alpha Male.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... the woman swoon over Donald Trump,like woman used to swoon over the likes of Elvis.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they mumble Donald Trump in their sleep.
Oh Donald ! Was it good for you as it was for me ?I
CHAPTER FOUR A FIGHT THAT WIND FREINDS
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they want to Donald Trumps spawn.It's Alive !
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND TWO.THE BLACK PANTHER STALK THE JUNGLE
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they are a poor bastard,eating at a soul kitchen and they are worshipping the rich prick like,stupid run prick like Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they are a poor bastard,eating at a poor church diner and they are worshipping the rich prick like,stupid run prick like Donald Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they are a poor bastard,eating at a homeless lunch line and they are worshipping the rich prick like,stupid run prick like Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... your a stupid black lung stricken coal miner,worshipping Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... your a Evangelical idiot worshipping Donald Trump everything.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump drops dead tweeting and You want to hold a candle light service for that rich,small baby dicked moron.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....You keep saying Donald Trump is not a politician and says what he thinks.You and think have never met !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump was found out was having eaten lead paint chips as a child and that is why he is so stupid and crazy,but they think that's alright,momma...that's all right with you.!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump used the term snowflakes as an insult and You think that is ok.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you Donald Trump tells them that one inches is the new ten inches and they agree.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell Donald Trump is smart...so smart.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump tells you that bending a knee during football is in American.As if that ultimate moron knows what is unamerican.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you ,Sean Hannity tells you Donald Trump is great.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED SPIDER MAN ARRIVES JUST IN TIME,
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... it is murder when Donald Trump tries blow out his brains,by shooting himself in the ass.Brains ? What brains ?Oh wait,they are in his ass.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you God picked Donald Trump for president.Right!Sarah Sanders.Hello.Nutball.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you Donald Trumps national emergency is true.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they talk about Donald Trump 24/7-365 days a year.God shut the frack up,already.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell poor Donald Trump is a victum.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you see them saying Republican Conservatardcism is God and Donald Trump is its prophet.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is the new god.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell Donald Trump wrote the great works of Shakespeare.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you Donald Trump is bad as Batman or James Bond.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump is the best President.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is God chosen one.Sure,that worked out so good for the Jedi knights.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump turns out to be a crazy child,wearing a robot man suite and thinks that is ok.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is found eating horse shit burgers and Donald Trump Urinaide,and you still think is ok.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you buy a bottle of Donald Trump Urinaide.
CHAPTER TWO HUNDRED AND ONE.DOCTOR SMITH IS HERE,NEVER FEAR.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you buy a case of Donald Trump Urinaide.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you buy stock in Donald Trump Urinaide.
know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you but Donald Trump Chocolate pie and that Chocolate is not what you think it is.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you once had Donald Trump Stakes.Lots of dead horse near there,purchased cheat.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you,that they flew Donald Trump Airlines and wings fell off,but it was ok,after you walked away from the plane crash.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you tell that they subscribed to Donald Trump magazine.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will get rid abortion.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will fix health care,even your sleeping on a sewer vent.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will bring back the Third Reich.Even that mfravcking fracking sense.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say all white people love Donald Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is an amazing celebrity.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new John Holmes.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will cure cancer,even he can't whipe his own ass without a sixteen page instruction booklet and platoon of marines.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the next James Bond.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say want to live their life accordingly to Donald Trump .
CHAPTER SIX HUNDRED JAME KIRK BLUFF BALOCK
CAPTAIN LOG.STARDATE 3245455666656666666.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will Make America Great Again,when he means Make America White Again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is going bring back coal.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will get rid of all those people.And when I say "those people" ,you know what I mean .
CHAPTER TWENTY ONE THE KIDNAP
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is free of sea salt.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is not a fat,stupid,immature turd.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump can rape their daughter.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is better than that stupid black boy before him.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump was right about the birther shit.And the moon is made of green cheese and UFO's are really true.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will reign for a thousand years.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the Lord of all Trumpanzees. (Wait,that is true.)
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is God spelled backwards in Klingonese.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump once chased an electron around the block and won.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is faster than Superman and the Flash.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump by saying the word Shazam,can become the Original Captain Marvel and Captain Mar-vell.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new Elvis.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump created the Grand Canyon,by dragging his face on the ground.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump road a tornado and survived like Pachos Bill.
CHAPTER THREE A TRIP TO THE MOON
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump once Broke the back of an Ox like Conan the Barbarian.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought the Midgard Serpent.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought Doomsday,until that Snowflake Superman.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought twenty lions and won,just by fighting them off with broom.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is 6'25" .
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is richest man alive,due to that gold shipments from Hedalgo and the secret Valley of Vanished Mayans.He also love in Trump Tower and fights crime with five amazing guys.(Wait,that's Doc Savage 's story.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump isn't racist,but hated all brown people.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they repeat Donald Trump racists behavior and are surprised by those same "interior Brown people" wanting to beat the shit out of them .
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump doesn't believe in global warming,when the forecast outside is rain,snow,sunshine ,two tornadoes and one hurricane.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump believes global warming is Fake News and that is true.
CHAPTER ONE A WINTER TAKES ALL
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is not nuts.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is a great business man,after 14 bankruptcy cases.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most wonderful person on Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will get re-elected twice.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new messiah.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the smartest person,who ever lived.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will never be impeached ever.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is hung like Chuck Norris .We all that isn't true in both case.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump hair is real.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is good for America.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new Superman.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is a self made millionaire.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trum once strangled two snakes in his cribe,like Hercules.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump found the Golden Fleece in Gene London's basement.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump does the Hydra.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the eighth and ninth wonder if the world.A title mainly used by big busted strippers.
CHAPTER SEVEN TARZAN OF THE APES
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought one crazy Chinese with a jaw bone of an ass.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump ate three and forty five pancakes,three hundred hamburgers and washed it down with a water tower filled diet Pepsi and diet Coke.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new Paul Bunyun-only better and far more superior.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought an atomic robot like the Kiratai kid and won.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is stronger that Superman.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump has the power of a billion,billion beings like the Magog of Marvel Comics.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is gluten free.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once mailed a letter without a stamp and it got delivered.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once ordered a packet without postage and it got delivery to his address.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a bull and won.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once f eok out of an airplane,without a parashute and landed safely.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a charging rhino and won by punching it in the face.The rhino soon died.
CHAPTER THIRTY THE EVIL EYE
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump can command the beast of the jungle like Tarzan...Only better.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump once sang at the opera unexpectedly and stood to a standing ovation.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of lions and won by jabbing then a single chair.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of paranah,while swimming and won by jabbing then a single toothpick
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of snarks and won by jabbing then a single knife thrust.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of wild buffalos and won by stopping it with single punch to head beast.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought Moby Dick and won by jabbing then a single harpoon.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of aliens and won by bursting out it's chest.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Predators and won by blowing himself up in a nuclear explosion.Then re-assembled himself again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of alligators and won by reaching into their mouths and pulling all these teeth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Kryptonian criminals and won by forcing back into the Phantom Zone.
CHAPTER ONE MARTY McFly STOPS TIME
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of elephants and won by giving them the call of the bull ape.Kreegah Bundolo -beware I kill !
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN THE DOCTOR TRAVEL IN THE TARDIS ONCE MORE.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought the two Death Stars by flying a single stat fighter down the trench and firing two proton torpedoes into its exhaust vent.Then causing one Death Star to destroy the other.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the Great Chicago Fire by blowing it out with his super breath.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trumpis the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the sun from going super nova by freezing it with his super breath.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once re ignited the sun with his heat vision.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once flew back in time to and changed The course of history,but those evil Clinton's changed it back again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought an invasion of Martians by laughing on the lead alien.Those mighty Martian Tripod War Machines toppled over in seconds
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped Thantos from destroying the Multiverse by grabbing the Infinity Guanlet and wishing him out of existence.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped Up from from destroying the world by simply pulling his power pack.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Daleks and won by sticking his fingle in their eye stalk ,fairing off the gun arm and breaking their plunger arm.
CHAPTER SIX GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K.CORRAL.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Borg and won by assimilating them instead.
CHAPTER FOUR KIDNAPPED IN SPACE
CHAPTER SIX WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Cybermen by causing them to become him instead.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the devil from taking Daniel Webster's soul and kicking him by to hell.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trumpis the most interesting man in America.He once claimed to have started the Multiverse by a single phrase "Let there be light !" *
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped time,erased all the ethnic people from the universe and started it again,but those dirty Clinton's and Obama s foiled his plans,by restoring it back it's former self.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once flew back in time to and changed The course of the universe,but those evil Clinton's changed it back again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought an invasion of zombies by biting them and transforming them into Trumpanzees.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped an invasion of vampires by drinking there blood and transforming them into Trumpires.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought off an invasion of blood sucking killer robots from the Planet Venus,by buying off their heads and drinking their blood.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once an invasion of Plutoneans and by heating them up his heat vision.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped an invasion of Neptuneans by using his super ventriloquism to cause their saucer ships to crash.
CHAPTER ONE GEORGE ORWELLS REVENGE
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped For from flooding the Earth,but lied and flooded it anyway.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once are three hundred pizzas and started a Barthorama by throwing up on the Clinton's and the Obama's.Who then threw up on the Democrats.The lard ass.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped Godzilla from destroying the island of China,by grabbing the famous monster and throwing into space.Godzilla once heard saying "My real name is Godgeara and two fuck,you bastard !"
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once pushed the Earth out of orbit, so an asteroid could miss it.He let it hit the Counter Earth,that orbits the far side of the sun and was just full of Mexicans and those other evil,Brown people,who are just drug dealers and rapist.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once travelled to Earths Core,fought the Mayhars and one the hand of the incompatible Milania Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought Gedra,the Fire Monster,who is another name for Godzilla and won by sucking up his radioactive breath and punching him out with one blow.He then island of Canada,by grabbing the famous monster and throwing into space.Godzilla was once heard saying as Donald Trump pushing him up into deep space "My real name is Godgeara and two fuck,you bastard !"
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once said the Earth is really flat and proved it by kicking the turdle,that held the world into deep space and replaced it with huge Trumpanzee.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once proved moon landing was all Fake News,by fairing down the fake paper moon and saying see.Those Democrats again.Lock her up.USA.Build the Wall.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once proved all history was fake news,by finding two hundred monkeys writing Shakespeare.Then saying "See Fake News !"
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once a blew the sun out of orbit, so those Space Mexican Bandits could not find the Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once built the Great Wall of China out his own dirty diapers.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once proved Barrock Obama was not an American citizen because he had a weird name,read Conan and Spider man comics.Then saying "See Fake News !"
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once a blew the sun out of orbit, so those Space Mexican Bandits could not find the Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once built wall of shit and called it the Trump Tower.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once built city of shit and called it Cleveland.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once built a base of stupid shitheads and called it is the Red States.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once wrote a book of self proclaimed promotional bullshit called the Art of the Deal,ghost written by another.
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN TRUMP FIGHTS THE MIDGUARD SERPENT
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped a hurricane by clapping his mighty hands together in one giant thunder clap.The storm stopped his hands and subsided like the mighty thunder God ,that he is.Thump then swung his mighty hammer and slew the Midguard Serpent,with mighty blow of the hammer Mahtrumpnire.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once battled Imperex and saved the Multiverse.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped a freight train with mighty blow of one fist.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once eat a whole planet and started it out,calling it Jupiter.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought the man called Lazerus,preventing the end of the Multiverse.He said look over there and jumped a Star gate saying "He ha.Tricked you."
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once thump wrestled the Hulk and then said look over there and jumped a Star gate saying "He ha.Tricked you."
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once Trump flew a storm stopping Gidorah the three headed Dragon by hitting it with mighty big Trump Thunder Stick.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped an earthquake by pounding his mighty fists upon the ground.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once sucked in a tornado into his super breath.Then expelled it out in Mexico stopping the radioactive hoard of radioactive mutant Mexicans .The cloud exploded killing all three trillion mutants.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once dug a trench between the United States of America and Mexico with mighty hands.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once accidently freed Mexican Kryptonean
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN TRUMP SAVE THE UNIVERSE
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once flew into the sun to stop from going Super Nova,by crushing the core with bare hands.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once confronted the Id Creature of Altair 4 by kicking its holographic was Back into the vast of all Krell machines below the Planets surface.He then stopped the mighty Krell complex from super nova,by just crushing it down with mighty strenth and screaming "No.no.Your overrated ! "
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once prevented Doomsday from destroying Metropolis,by punching it in the heart.Take that Superman !I did not die fighting that monster like you,you loser!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the mighty boulder in that hidden Temple,with one punch unlike Indiana Jones.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once held up the world,while Atlas was taking a dump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once cleaned out the Aegean Stables by changing the cause of mighty rivers.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought off a Kryptonian Dragon by grabbing it by the tail and throwing it into the sun.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once walked into an erupting volcano in bare feet and survived.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once went back in time,to make sure his imbecile parents got together.Yes,we know,that is the plot from Back to the Future.Well,they stold that off Donald Trump,the bastards.!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought off a tribe of wild,cannibalistic pigmies with nothing an umbrella.Yes,we know that was Major Braggs own story,but he stold it off Donald Trump,the bastard !
CHAPTER THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN TRUMP HOLD UP THE WORLD
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once screwed a woman so hard,she was put in the hospital.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once ate one hundred pound tomato and lived.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once crushed a massive lump of coal the size the moon into a giant diamond.Take Superman ! Huh !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought Rocky blindfolded and won.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once sucked up the Seven Seas to stop the Forrest fire in California.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once Punched his way through a hole in time to stop Cybermen from invading the Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once raced into an alternative reality on a Cosmic Treadmill to help the Flashes of Two Worlds fight an evil Anti Matter Man,from destroying two worlds.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the universe from collapsing into itself by calling it a loser for giving so soon.He then we started the Big Bang again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the Crisis of the In finate Earths,by pointing out how stupid the concept was,that you could not destroy all those other Earths without creating a ripple of new alternative earth across the Multiverse.Wow ! DC comics is dumber than Trump.Who would have thought !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped an earthquake by creating his own earthquakes,by pounding his fist against the ground.Since the Earthquake could not compete with the mighty Donald Trump earthquakes,it simply stopped out exhaustion.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once sucked a nuclear explosion and spree the radioactive waste upon Mexico,killing billions of billions refugees.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once starred Mister Death in the face and said no more.Now,everyone except the people of South America,China and those Shithole Countries is immoral.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once arm wrestled God for control of the Multiverse and won !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once beat back an asteroid approaching Earth by beating it with bare hands.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once swallowed a whole freight train and shit it out his ass.Choo Choooo !!!!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once flew to Chicago with a plane or her,just by jumping in the air and flapping his arms up and down like Mister Terrific.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once swam Lake Superior twice.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once punched the massively rogue planet Zira and shattered it into fragments,we call an asteroid belt.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once spun about creating a massive tornado to put out forrest fires.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once dragged a great axe and created the Sahara desert.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once ate a whole forrest of trees and created the Sahara desert.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once shit a turd twenty-five thousand miles long and called it the Rocky mountains.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once shit a turd twenty-five thousand miles long and called it his Great Boarder Wall.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once shit a turd twenty-five zillion miles long,threw it into deep space and called it the planet Jupiter.,
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once shit a turd twenty-five trillion miles long and called it the Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once screwed a billion women and called it his base.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once blew every Republican Conservatard Trumpanzee and said vote for me.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once ate five trillion McDonald's hamburgers to shut that Great Boarder Wall.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once pissed so much,he created the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once farted so loud,it's shockwave destroyed New Jersey.Fortunately,he rebuilt the whole state over night,no one noticed it was missing.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once travelled back it time and told the lazy,overrated founding fathers to get off their stupid asses and do something about those stupid British.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the Death Star from blowing up the Earth,by sticking his finger in the primary laser canon.Some idiot Luke Skywalker took credit for blowing it up.I know,it was fourth moon of the planet Yavin,but we are talking Trumpanzee here,we're taking a dump is a major event.All that Star Trek/Star Wars crap is way to hard for them to grasp.Reality t.v. is more their speed.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once .
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A Trumpanzee's are smart.Help no!
B Trumpanzee's are severe assholes.Yes !
C Trumpanzee's are all stupid.Yes.
D Trumpanzee's are all retarded.Fortunately yes !
E Trumpanzee's would drink poison flavored Kool Aid on Donald Trump 's royal command.Yes !
F Trumpanzee's are all mostly,lost 60 to 70 year old fart.Mostly !
G Trumpanzee's are all ugly and stupid .We think !
H Trumpanzee's would fallow Donald Trump off a cliff.We hope soon !
I Trumpanzee's are all white supremacist.Yes!
J Trumpanzee's are short,fat and stupid.Mostly !
K Trumpanzee's throw shit at everyone.Yes !
L Trumpanzee's are smart as a brick.Hmmm yes !
M Trumpanzee's are all homophobic.We think !
N Trumpanzee's swing around the jungle like monkeys.No.That high technology has not reached them yet !Give it time !
O Trumpanzee's work for Fox News.Guess so !
P Trumpanzee's life mostly in the red states.Yes,but we have a few refugees in among the blue states.We call them Clansmen.
Q Trumpanzee's think America will be great and white again.Yes !
R Trumpanzee's are part Neanderthals.
S Trumpanzee's think the Donald is God !
T Trumpanzee's all have small ones.
U Trumpanzee's are all poor,stupid fucks living in a van down by the river
V Trumpanzee's are all retarded morons living in a broken down shack,held up by a broom stick .
W Trumpanzee's are share more in common with the monkey's.No,they not that evolved.No,first.They do believe in evolution.Two.Don't insult the monkey's by saying they have anything in common with them.
X Trumpanzee's are as bright as a sheet of paper.No.They believe paper in whipping their butts with.That includes everything in the library.
Y Trumpanzee's are in love with Trump.Yes,their man crush is so great,the Donald could start thermos nuclear war and would think that is one solution to the race problem.
Z Trumpanzee's are stupid.Duh !
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Trumpanzee
An irrational creature prone to wild overreaction, rattling its cage at the slightest provocation and indiscriminately flinging its faeces around until everything is covered in excrement.
(That is the original definition from the person who coined the term)
"The devout Trumpanzee is immune to fact or evidence caring only for the unintelligible howls of the tribe's Alpha male"
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A fully respecting, unquestioning, loyal republican to Donald Trump.
These people get triggered at even the slightest negative thing towards him.
Gosh dang it. These Trumpanzee's keep watching my every post
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a blind Trump supporter who gets triggered just by the mention of Trump in bad light. similar to SJW's of the right-wing.
"Wow! There are so many dislikes on this YouTube video"
"Dude, this video critical of Trump. It must be the work of the Trumpanzees"
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A Trumpanzee is a mindless follower and believer of Donald Trump. Observe these primitive creatures from a safe distance, as they are known to attack. Trumpanzee's are un-evolved members of society known for nonsensical, sexist, racist, and inflammatory remarks. Their low intelligence makes them impervious to facts, and they seem to have an affinity to HUGE walls. - -Do not engage - -
"FOX NEWS is showing some Trumpanzee's attacking a guy at a Trump rally . It is scary, but fascinating to watch them go Ape-Sh*t!!"
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Specifically: A supporter of Donald J. Trump.
More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.
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A person who has a blind, cult-like admiration of and devotion to the worst President in American history, Donald Trump. Trumpanzees verbally attack people who contradict their narrow outlook on life. If you argue reasonably against Trump's racist, xenophobic and misogynistic politics, you are called a snowflake. If you mention anything you've read in The New York Times or have seen on CNN, Trumpanzee would label it fake news.
Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Somebody needs to build a wall around that trailer park outside town. Those Trumpanzees are a bigger threat to America than those Mexicans that the fat orange orangutan in Washington keeps talking about.
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Anyone who blindly follows Trump.
"Jim sold his pick-up truck to the guy in the trailer next to his so he could go to the Trump rally. Fucking Trumpanzee."
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CHAPTER ONE A WIND TO SHAKE THE STARS
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You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump announced a government shutdown and they cheer again, and again and again !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump becomes a kiddie porn dealer and they think nothing of it !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump gets big Tina Small/Chelsea Charms sized breast and they think it is good !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is caught screwing a family of raccoons and think nothing of it !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is gluten free !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they tell you Donald Trump has less sugar and sodium,but tastes great !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they have a picture of Donald Trump in their wallet !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....hope Donald Trump sends a Valentine on Valentine's day !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....want to marry Donald Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they say their prayers thankful for Donald Trump for everything in life !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump will meet them at the Pearly Gates !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump died on the cross to save the Republicans Conservatards sins.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they think Donald Trump is the Republicans Conservatard savior !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... the Republicans Conservatard think Donald Trump is just ok.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is caught screwing a goat and the Republicans Conservatard think that is just ok.And then argue many people screw gosts.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... the Republicans Conservatard think Donald Trump wrote the bible and a time traveling Jesus stold it off him.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Superman .If Donald Trump battles with Superman,who wins ? Donald Trump.!!
CHAPTER ONE ASTRONAUT STEVE AUSTIN FIGHTS THE GIANT ROBOT
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Godzilla .If Donald Trump battles with Godzilla,who wins ? Donald Trump.!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Batman .If Donald Trump battles with Batman,who wins ? Donald Trump !!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with the Hulk.If Donald Trump battles with the Hulk,who wins ?.....Donald Trump.!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Galactus .If Donald Trump battles with Galactus ,who wins ? ......Donald Trump !!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with the Klingon Empire.If Donald Trump battles with the Klingon Empire,who wins ? .....Donald Trump !!?
CHAPTER TWO IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES.IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Darth Vader.If Donald Trump battles with Darth Vader,who wins ?Donald Trump !!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Rambo .If Donald Trump battles with Rambo ,who wins ? Donald Trump!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Conan of Cimmeria .If Donald Trump battles with Conan of Cimmeria ,who wins ? Donald Trump!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with God.If Donald Trump battles with God,who wins ? Donald Trump!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with King Kong.If Donald Trump battles with King Kong ,who wins ? Donald Trump!!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with the Avengers.If Donald Trump battles with the Avengers ,who wins ? Donald Trump!!
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND ONE.CAPTAIN AMERICA WINS AGAIN.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump would taattle n.... they think Donald Trump would win out a battle with Conan of Cimmeria ,James Bond,Doc Savage,Superman,the Fantastic Four,the Justice League of America,the Avengers.If Donald Trump battles with Conan of Cimmeria James Bond,Doc Savage,Superman,the Fantastic Four,the Justice League of America,the Avengers.,who wins ? Donald Trump!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you see him or her bless them selves in the Holy man of Donald Trump,Mike Pense and Sean Hannity.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Fox News is the gospel of Donald Trump .
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump is the new holy prophet of God.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they salute Hail Donald Trump,savior of the universe.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump was rocketed from the distant planet Trumpton,just before it exploded !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump is the new king of the United States of America.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they Donald Trump is the Republicans Conservatard Ultimate Alpha Male.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... the woman swoon over Donald Trump,like woman used to swoon over the likes of Elvis.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they mumble Donald Trump in their sleep.
Oh Donald ! Was it good for you as it was for me ?I
CHAPTER FOUR A FIGHT THAT WIND FREINDS
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they want to Donald Trumps spawn.It's Alive !
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND TWO.THE BLACK PANTHER STALK THE JUNGLE
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they are a poor bastard,eating at a soul kitchen and they are worshipping the rich prick like,stupid run prick like Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they are a poor bastard,eating at a poor church diner and they are worshipping the rich prick like,stupid run prick like Donald Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they are a poor bastard,eating at a homeless lunch line and they are worshipping the rich prick like,stupid run prick like Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... your a stupid black lung stricken coal miner,worshipping Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... your a Evangelical idiot worshipping Donald Trump everything.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump drops dead tweeting and You want to hold a candle light service for that rich,small baby dicked moron.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when....You keep saying Donald Trump is not a politician and says what he thinks.You and think have never met !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump was found out was having eaten lead paint chips as a child and that is why he is so stupid and crazy,but they think that's alright,momma...that's all right with you.!?
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump used the term snowflakes as an insult and You think that is ok.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you Donald Trump tells them that one inches is the new ten inches and they agree.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell Donald Trump is smart...so smart.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump tells you that bending a knee during football is in American.As if that ultimate moron knows what is unamerican.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you ,Sean Hannity tells you Donald Trump is great.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED SPIDER MAN ARRIVES JUST IN TIME,
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... it is murder when Donald Trump tries blow out his brains,by shooting himself in the ass.Brains ? What brains ?Oh wait,they are in his ass.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you God picked Donald Trump for president.Right!Sarah Sanders.Hello.Nutball.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you Donald Trumps national emergency is true.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they talk about Donald Trump 24/7-365 days a year.God shut the frack up,already.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell poor Donald Trump is a victum.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you see them saying Republican Conservatardcism is God and Donald Trump is its prophet.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is the new god.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell Donald Trump wrote the great works of Shakespeare.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you Donald Trump is bad as Batman or James Bond.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they think Donald Trump is the best President.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is God chosen one.Sure,that worked out so good for the Jedi knights.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump turns out to be a crazy child,wearing a robot man suite and thinks that is ok.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... Donald Trump is found eating horse shit burgers and Donald Trump Urinaide,and you still think is ok.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you buy a bottle of Donald Trump Urinaide.
CHAPTER TWO HUNDRED AND ONE.DOCTOR SMITH IS HERE,NEVER FEAR.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you buy a case of Donald Trump Urinaide.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you buy stock in Donald Trump Urinaide.
know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you but Donald Trump Chocolate pie and that Chocolate is not what you think it is.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you once had Donald Trump Stakes.Lots of dead horse near there,purchased cheat.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they tell you,that they flew Donald Trump Airlines and wings fell off,but it was ok,after you walked away from the plane crash.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... you tell that they subscribed to Donald Trump magazine.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will get rid abortion.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will fix health care,even your sleeping on a sewer vent.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will bring back the Third Reich.Even that mfravcking fracking sense.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say all white people love Donald Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is an amazing celebrity.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new John Holmes.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will cure cancer,even he can't whipe his own ass without a sixteen page instruction booklet and platoon of marines.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the next James Bond.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say want to live their life accordingly to Donald Trump .
CHAPTER SIX HUNDRED JAME KIRK BLUFF BALOCK
CAPTAIN LOG.STARDATE 3245455666656666666.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will Make America Great Again,when he means Make America White Again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is going bring back coal.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will get rid of all those people.And when I say "those people" ,you know what I mean .
CHAPTER TWENTY ONE THE KIDNAP
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is free of sea salt.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is not a fat,stupid,immature turd.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump can rape their daughter.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is better than that stupid black boy before him.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump was right about the birther shit.And the moon is made of green cheese and UFO's are really true.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will reign for a thousand years.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the Lord of all Trumpanzees. (Wait,that is true.)
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is God spelled backwards in Klingonese.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump once chased an electron around the block and won.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is faster than Superman and the Flash.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump by saying the word Shazam,can become the Original Captain Marvel and Captain Mar-vell.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new Elvis.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump created the Grand Canyon,by dragging his face on the ground.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump road a tornado and survived like Pachos Bill.
CHAPTER THREE A TRIP TO THE MOON
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump once Broke the back of an Ox like Conan the Barbarian.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought the Midgard Serpent.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought Doomsday,until that Snowflake Superman.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought twenty lions and won,just by fighting them off with broom.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is 6'25" .
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is richest man alive,due to that gold shipments from Hedalgo and the secret Valley of Vanished Mayans.He also love in Trump Tower and fights crime with five amazing guys.(Wait,that's Doc Savage 's story.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump isn't racist,but hated all brown people.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they repeat Donald Trump racists behavior and are surprised by those same "interior Brown people" wanting to beat the shit out of them .
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump doesn't believe in global warming,when the forecast outside is rain,snow,sunshine ,two tornadoes and one hurricane.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump believes global warming is Fake News and that is true.
CHAPTER ONE A WINTER TAKES ALL
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is not nuts.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is a great business man,after 14 bankruptcy cases.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most wonderful person on Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will get re-elected twice.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new messiah.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the smartest person,who ever lived.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump will never be impeached ever.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is hung like Chuck Norris .We all that isn't true in both case.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump hair is real.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is good for America.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new Superman.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is a self made millionaire.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trum once strangled two snakes in his cribe,like Hercules.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump found the Golden Fleece in Gene London's basement.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump does the Hydra.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the eighth and ninth wonder if the world.A title mainly used by big busted strippers.
CHAPTER SEVEN TARZAN OF THE APES
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought one crazy Chinese with a jaw bone of an ass.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump ate three and forty five pancakes,three hundred hamburgers and washed it down with a water tower filled diet Pepsi and diet Coke.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the new Paul Bunyun-only better and far more superior.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump fought an atomic robot like the Kiratai kid and won.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is stronger that Superman.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump has the power of a billion,billion beings like the Magog of Marvel Comics.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is gluten free.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once mailed a letter without a stamp and it got delivered.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once ordered a packet without postage and it got delivery to his address.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a bull and won.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once f eok out of an airplane,without a parashute and landed safely.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a charging rhino and won by punching it in the face.The rhino soon died.
CHAPTER THIRTY THE EVIL EYE
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump can command the beast of the jungle like Tarzan...Only better.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump once sang at the opera unexpectedly and stood to a standing ovation.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of lions and won by jabbing then a single chair.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of paranah,while swimming and won by jabbing then a single toothpick
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of snarks and won by jabbing then a single knife thrust.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of wild buffalos and won by stopping it with single punch to head beast.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought Moby Dick and won by jabbing then a single harpoon.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of aliens and won by bursting out it's chest.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Predators and won by blowing himself up in a nuclear explosion.Then re-assembled himself again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of alligators and won by reaching into their mouths and pulling all these teeth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Kryptonian criminals and won by forcing back into the Phantom Zone.
CHAPTER ONE MARTY McFly STOPS TIME
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of elephants and won by giving them the call of the bull ape.Kreegah Bundolo -beware I kill !
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN THE DOCTOR TRAVEL IN THE TARDIS ONCE MORE.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought the two Death Stars by flying a single stat fighter down the trench and firing two proton torpedoes into its exhaust vent.Then causing one Death Star to destroy the other.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the Great Chicago Fire by blowing it out with his super breath.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trumpis the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the sun from going super nova by freezing it with his super breath.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once re ignited the sun with his heat vision.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once flew back in time to and changed The course of history,but those evil Clinton's changed it back again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought an invasion of Martians by laughing on the lead alien.Those mighty Martian Tripod War Machines toppled over in seconds
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped Thantos from destroying the Multiverse by grabbing the Infinity Guanlet and wishing him out of existence.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped Up from from destroying the world by simply pulling his power pack.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Daleks and won by sticking his fingle in their eye stalk ,fairing off the gun arm and breaking their plunger arm.
CHAPTER SIX GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K.CORRAL.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Borg and won by assimilating them instead.
CHAPTER FOUR KIDNAPPED IN SPACE
CHAPTER SIX WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought a platoon of Cybermen by causing them to become him instead.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the devil from taking Daniel Webster's soul and kicking him by to hell.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trumpis the most interesting man in America.He once claimed to have started the Multiverse by a single phrase "Let there be light !" *
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped time,erased all the ethnic people from the universe and started it again,but those dirty Clinton's and Obama s foiled his plans,by restoring it back it's former self.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once flew back in time to and changed The course of the universe,but those evil Clinton's changed it back again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought an invasion of zombies by biting them and transforming them into Trumpanzees.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped an invasion of vampires by drinking there blood and transforming them into Trumpires.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought off an invasion of blood sucking killer robots from the Planet Venus,by buying off their heads and drinking their blood.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once an invasion of Plutoneans and by heating them up his heat vision.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped an invasion of Neptuneans by using his super ventriloquism to cause their saucer ships to crash.
CHAPTER ONE GEORGE ORWELLS REVENGE
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped For from flooding the Earth,but lied and flooded it anyway.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once are three hundred pizzas and started a Barthorama by throwing up on the Clinton's and the Obama's.Who then threw up on the Democrats.The lard ass.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped Godzilla from destroying the island of China,by grabbing the famous monster and throwing into space.Godzilla once heard saying "My real name is Godgeara and two fuck,you bastard !"
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once pushed the Earth out of orbit, so an asteroid could miss it.He let it hit the Counter Earth,that orbits the far side of the sun and was just full of Mexicans and those other evil,Brown people,who are just drug dealers and rapist.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once travelled to Earths Core,fought the Mayhars and one the hand of the incompatible Milania Trump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought Gedra,the Fire Monster,who is another name for Godzilla and won by sucking up his radioactive breath and punching him out with one blow.He then island of Canada,by grabbing the famous monster and throwing into space.Godzilla was once heard saying as Donald Trump pushing him up into deep space "My real name is Godgeara and two fuck,you bastard !"
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once said the Earth is really flat and proved it by kicking the turdle,that held the world into deep space and replaced it with huge Trumpanzee.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once proved moon landing was all Fake News,by fairing down the fake paper moon and saying see.Those Democrats again.Lock her up.USA.Build the Wall.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once proved all history was fake news,by finding two hundred monkeys writing Shakespeare.Then saying "See Fake News !"
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once a blew the sun out of orbit, so those Space Mexican Bandits could not find the Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once built the Great Wall of China out his own dirty diapers.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once proved Barrock Obama was not an American citizen because he had a weird name,read Conan and Spider man comics.Then saying "See Fake News !"
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once a blew the sun out of orbit, so those Space Mexican Bandits could not find the Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once built wall of shit and called it the Trump Tower.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once built city of shit and called it Cleveland.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once built a base of stupid shitheads and called it is the Red States.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once wrote a book of self proclaimed promotional bullshit called the Art of the Deal,ghost written by another.
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN TRUMP FIGHTS THE MIDGUARD SERPENT
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped a hurricane by clapping his mighty hands together in one giant thunder clap.The storm stopped his hands and subsided like the mighty thunder God ,that he is.Thump then swung his mighty hammer and slew the Midguard Serpent,with mighty blow of the hammer Mahtrumpnire.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once battled Imperex and saved the Multiverse.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped a freight train with mighty blow of one fist.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once eat a whole planet and started it out,calling it Jupiter.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought the man called Lazerus,preventing the end of the Multiverse.He said look over there and jumped a Star gate saying "He ha.Tricked you."
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once thump wrestled the Hulk and then said look over there and jumped a Star gate saying "He ha.Tricked you."
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once Trump flew a storm stopping Gidorah the three headed Dragon by hitting it with mighty big Trump Thunder Stick.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped an earthquake by pounding his mighty fists upon the ground.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once sucked in a tornado into his super breath.Then expelled it out in Mexico stopping the radioactive hoard of radioactive mutant Mexicans .The cloud exploded killing all three trillion mutants.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once dug a trench between the United States of America and Mexico with mighty hands.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once accidently freed Mexican Kryptonean
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN TRUMP SAVE THE UNIVERSE
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once flew into the sun to stop from going Super Nova,by crushing the core with bare hands.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once confronted the Id Creature of Altair 4 by kicking its holographic was Back into the vast of all Krell machines below the Planets surface.He then stopped the mighty Krell complex from super nova,by just crushing it down with mighty strenth and screaming "No.no.Your overrated ! "
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once prevented Doomsday from destroying Metropolis,by punching it in the heart.Take that Superman !I did not die fighting that monster like you,you loser!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the mighty boulder in that hidden Temple,with one punch unlike Indiana Jones.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once held up the world,while Atlas was taking a dump.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once cleaned out the Aegean Stables by changing the cause of mighty rivers.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought off a Kryptonian Dragon by grabbing it by the tail and throwing it into the sun.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once walked into an erupting volcano in bare feet and survived.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once went back in time,to make sure his imbecile parents got together.Yes,we know,that is the plot from Back to the Future.Well,they stold that off Donald Trump,the bastards.!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought off a tribe of wild,cannibalistic pigmies with nothing an umbrella.Yes,we know that was Major Braggs own story,but he stold it off Donald Trump,the bastard !
CHAPTER THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN TRUMP HOLD UP THE WORLD
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once screwed a woman so hard,she was put in the hospital.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once ate one hundred pound tomato and lived.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once crushed a massive lump of coal the size the moon into a giant diamond.Take Superman ! Huh !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once fought Rocky blindfolded and won.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once sucked up the Seven Seas to stop the Forrest fire in California.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once Punched his way through a hole in time to stop Cybermen from invading the Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once raced into an alternative reality on a Cosmic Treadmill to help the Flashes of Two Worlds fight an evil Anti Matter Man,from destroying two worlds.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the universe from collapsing into itself by calling it a loser for giving so soon.He then we started the Big Bang again.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the Crisis of the In finate Earths,by pointing out how stupid the concept was,that you could not destroy all those other Earths without creating a ripple of new alternative earth across the Multiverse.Wow ! DC comics is dumber than Trump.Who would have thought !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped an earthquake by creating his own earthquakes,by pounding his fist against the ground.Since the Earthquake could not compete with the mighty Donald Trump earthquakes,it simply stopped out exhaustion.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once sucked a nuclear explosion and spree the radioactive waste upon Mexico,killing billions of billions refugees.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once starred Mister Death in the face and said no more.Now,everyone except the people of South America,China and those Shithole Countries is immoral.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once arm wrestled God for control of the Multiverse and won !
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once beat back an asteroid approaching Earth by beating it with bare hands.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once swallowed a whole freight train and shit it out his ass.Choo Choooo !!!!
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once flew to Chicago with a plane or her,just by jumping in the air and flapping his arms up and down like Mister Terrific.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once swam Lake Superior twice.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once punched the massively rogue planet Zira and shattered it into fragments,we call an asteroid belt.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once spun about creating a massive tornado to put out forrest fires.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once dragged a great axe and created the Sahara desert.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once ate a whole forrest of trees and created the Sahara desert.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once shit a turd twenty-five thousand miles long and called it the Rocky mountains.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once shit a turd twenty-five thousand miles long and called it his Great Boarder Wall.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once shit a turd twenty-five zillion miles long,threw it into deep space and called it the planet Jupiter.,
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once shit a turd twenty-five trillion miles long and called it the Earth.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once screwed a billion women and called it his base.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once blew every Republican Conservatard Trumpanzee and said vote for me.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once ate five trillion McDonald's hamburgers to shut that Great Boarder Wall.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once pissed so much,he created the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once farted so loud,it's shockwave destroyed New Jersey.Fortunately,he rebuilt the whole state over night,no one noticed it was missing.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once travelled back it time and told the lazy,overrated founding fathers to get off their stupid asses and do something about those stupid British.
You know your talking to a Trumpanzee when.... they say Donald Trump is the most interesting man in America.He once stopped the Death Star from blowing up the Earth,by sticking his finger in the primary laser canon.Some idiot Luke Skywalker took credit for blowing it up.I know,it was fourth moon of the planet Yavin,but we are talking Trumpanzee here,we're taking a dump is a major event.All that Star Trek/Star Wars crap is way to hard for them to grasp.Reality t.v. is more their speed.
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